When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
Anonymous said: OHMYGOD KHAJI NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING THE GUYS HAVING A SLEEPOVEE WATCHING OLD DISNEY MOVIES. AND JUST FOR LAUGHS THEYD PLAY HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL AND THEY'D TRY NOT TO SING ALONG BUT PERCY AND JASON WOULD CRACK FIRST AND END UP SINGING ALL THE SONGS
They all agree not to watch Hercules though. And everyone’s fucking teasing Percy when they watch Little Mermaid
BUT THEY WOULD LOVE HSM. Jason shouting midst battle for Percy to get his head in the game. Leo and Nico doing an reenactment of I don’t dance. yes thank you anon, make this happen
the girls would be like
I’m the one who sent you this ask Khaji and now its almost 3am and I cant stop laughing
i shouldn’t even be up oh gosh. I wish I could go further with the idea but Im so tired…..maybe later
LEO IN THE SECOND ONE. HELP ME. THESE ARE TOO CUTE
Love the Idea! Percy is the best!