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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

(via mystifish)

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regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via idmuchratherbeatles)

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boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec, via mystifish)

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octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

(via nicolasdean)

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pronqs:

pronqs:

Another merch give-away! Since my last give-away was such a success I’ve decided to do another one. You can see that my give-aways are real by clicking here
Basically, the winner of this will get to spend $50USD in my Society6 shop!

How do I afford to do all these give-aways, you ask?
I make money online by using an app, it’s that easy! I test apps on my phone to earn PayPal money, I’ve earned $80NZD in a week! Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? Click here to read more! (I promise it’s no scam, there’s proof if you follow the link!) 

Rules: 

  • You must be following me (pronqs) or my vintage/photography blog (antiquitate)! I will be checking who’s following me and I’ll just re-randomize if you’re not following me! You just have to follow one or the other, not both!

  • Likes don’t count for anything! Reblogs count and you can reblog this as many times as you like!

  • You MUST check out my Society6 shop regardless of the giveaway and it’s Instagram//Facebook//Tumblr (which follows back).

  • Winner will be chosen using a Randomizer and will be contacted via Tumblr messages (your ask box) so please have this option turned on.

  • You must be at least eighteen years of age OR have the permission of a parent/guardian to give your address to me!

  • The winner MUST be willing to prove that the give-away is real by posting photos of the products on your blog, like these people have done, when you receive them!

  • This give-away will end July 31st at 10pm (This is a New Zealand date and time!) Winner will have 2 days to respond or I’ll re-draw the winner!

  • This give-away will shipped world wide and shipping will be paid in ADDITION to the $50 you’ll have to spend, it will not be taken out of that amount. 

Prizes (to clarify): 
The winner will be told that they can choose ANY item/s in my shop as long as the overall total doesn’t exceed the amount of $50USD! If the total ends up being $44USD, I will not be giving the extra $6USD, sorry! 

You could choose any number of things like 3 mugs OR a wall clock and a mug OR a hoodie OR 2 pillow cases OR a couple of t-shirts OR a phone case and a mug OR anything else as long as it doesn’t exceed $50USD!

DISCLAIMER:

  1. THIS GIVEAWAY IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH TUMBLR OR SOCIETY6!
  2. THE ABOVE IMAGES ARE PREVIEWS FROM SOCIETY6! 

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME OR ANTIQUITATE FOR YOUR ENTRY TO COUNT! 

YOU CAN CLICK HERE TO SEE PAST GIVE-AWAY PROOF!

Happy reblogging, and stay amazing! c:

I’m probably going to draw the give-away tomorrow (25/07 in NZ) as there’s free shipping and then I can offer the winner $60USD in my shop instead of $50 because shipping will be freeeeeee! So it’s pretty much your last chance to reblog this c:

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zukosbeautifulbooty:

unm BLESS THE GRANDCHILDREN OF WHOMEVER MADE THIS

(Source: maldoraan, via flyingcrowbar)

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electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

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Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

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Anonymous said: OHMYGOD KHAJI NOW I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING THE GUYS HAVING A SLEEPOVEE WATCHING OLD DISNEY MOVIES. AND JUST FOR LAUGHS THEYD PLAY HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL AND THEY'D TRY NOT TO SING ALONG BUT PERCY AND JASON WOULD CRACK FIRST AND END UP SINGING ALL THE SONGS

heroesofolympusandstuff:

khajidont:

kaykokodoodles:

khajidont:

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They all agree not to watch Hercules though. And everyone’s fucking teasing Percy when they watch Little Mermaid

BUT THEY WOULD LOVE HSM. Jason shouting midst battle for Percy to get his head in the game. Leo and Nico doing an reenactment of I don’t dance. yes thank you anon, make this happen

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the girls would be like

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I’m the one who sent you this ask Khaji and now its almost 3am and I cant stop laughing i shouldn’t even be up oh gosh. I wish I could go further with the idea but Im so tired…..maybe later

LEO IN THE SECOND ONE. HELP ME. THESE ARE TOO CUTE

Love the Idea! Percy is the best!